a completely uncalled for remark

The Feminist says “If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.” She is, of course, quite wrong.

Now, if altar boys could knock-up bishops . . .that would be another story entirely.

how it works

Okay, let me get this straight. Clinton didn’t nuke Beijing, so the Bushites said he was a traitor and a wimp and probably had a six Chinese trans-gendered hookers chained to the wall in the Lincoln bedroom.

Now, W. Bush is asleep at the switch when Islam-o-Nazis fly airplanes into New York and DC, then lets Bennie Laydown escape, then invades the wrong country with too few people . . . and then he wanted to sell at least three ports to Arab nations which might happen to have close connections to the very same chaps who’d like to ship WMDs in container ships into the country.

And people say he’s a Patriot.

Okay. Fine.

Just trying to figure out how it works around here.

sorry to be quiet for so long

Sorry I’ve quiet for so long. It’s just that . . . well . . .you know . . . it’s hard to write anything that’ll get a chuckle about current politics. I mean, really, compared to master comedians like Bush and his analogs in the DNC, I’m just not even in the same league.