Friday, July 28, 2006

The perfect soluton

Say, just fyi, I’ve come up with the perfect solution for the current crisis in the Middle East (and everywhere else).

We take the whole state of Israel and move it to an island in the Pacific. Then we build a 300 meter tall concrete wall around the Arab world plus Iran and Afghanistan (think the Hoover dam on steroids). Then we collect up the Neocons, the Religious Right, the Bush Administration, radio talk show hosts, Islamic Fundamentalists, North Korean Communists, Latin American Drug Kingpins, serial killers, and people who talk loudly on cell phones in restaurants, and send them to someplace far, far away. Pluto, maybe.

They’ll be so happy together. Among their own kind.

The more things change

Hmm. Let’s see. Since last I posted we’ve had war, death, destruction, chaos, corruption, the more or less open Fascistization of the White House, a killer heat wave, threats of a bird flu pandemic, missiles and nukes in the hands of unstable nations, gas at four bucks a gallon, and, oh, yes, American Idol is top of the charts.

Gee.

Glad to know that things are the same ‘round here. Hate to think I’d missed something important.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Sorry, Sorry, So sorry . . .

Sorry . . . SO sorry . . . I've not posted in like, forever. Slight case of too many things hitting the fan when the fan was rotating at warp speed. Think splatter. Big league.

But, I promise, I'll soon be back and running. Or posting, anyway.

Really.

mjt