The perfect soluton

Say, just fyi, I’ve come up with the perfect solution for the current crisis in the Middle East (and everywhere else).

We take the whole state of Israel and move it to an island in the Pacific. Then we build a 300 meter tall concrete wall around the Arab world plus Iran and Afghanistan (think the Hoover dam on steroids). Then we collect up the Neocons, the Religious Right, the Bush Administration, radio talk show hosts, Islamic Fundamentalists, North Korean Communists, Latin American Drug Kingpins, serial killers, and people who talk loudly on cell phones in restaurants, and send them to someplace far, far away. Pluto, maybe.

They’ll be so happy together. Among their own kind.